Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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