i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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