just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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