STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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