Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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