My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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