I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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