How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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