Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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