Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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