Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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