apparently the secret to your success is patron
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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