i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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