K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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