your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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