Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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