I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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