4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i barfeds in our rink
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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