Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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