in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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