This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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