my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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