WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ugly people sure do ruin things
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
