either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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