just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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