i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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