So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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