Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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