Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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