Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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