rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sheβs fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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