I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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