shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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