i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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