She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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