Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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