Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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