He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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