it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
