I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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