you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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