She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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