He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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