Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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