Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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