Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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