I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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