this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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