I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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