but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
