We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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