If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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