marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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